pupbutt:

i literally dont understand the point of making a bed

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art-vandelayy:

Jennifer Lawrence trips on stage

  • tumblr: omg my precious baby i love you so much youre so hilarious im going to gif this forever so proud of you omg im crying

Kristen Stewart limps on stage because of an injury

  • tumblr: wow could you be more ungrateful to be there brush your fucking hair you look stoned omg get away from my baby dan twilight sucks you cant act for shit lol

fourlittlehobbits:

when it comes to reading i’m either reading 400 pages a day or taking a month to read 200 there is no inbetween

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normal person: "well, that was a sad ending" turns tv off
me: sobs, slams head against wall, rewatches scene 25 times, gifs it, talks about how sad it was for the next 6 months
filed under: #lololol   #true story   #though   

drowsie:

i wish the days were longer so i’d have more time to do nothing

filed under: #lololol   #true story   #though   
Damaged people are dangerous. They know they can survive.
Josephine Hart (via loveyourchaos);
filed under: #zitat   #true story   
person: so what music are you into?
me: are you sure you're ready for this conversation?
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Suddenly realising it’s June and you’ve wasted half a year accomplishing nothing of importance.

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me when studying

me: okay lets study
me: i did not learn this shit
me: da fuq
me: okay, the value of x is...
me: it's fine i'll just fail
me: oh my god i need to study
me: this is quite easy
me: no it isn't
me: when will this ever benefit me in life
me: aw hey i got a message
me: the sky is so pretty
me: must. not. give. up
me: fuck it.
filed under: #lololol   #true story   #though   

birdywillow:

people asking me what kind of music i like is such a stressful experience

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